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I mean...just why?! I happen to have a swiss-army knife, a fairly cheap one. It has a small blade, a nail file, a pair of scissors, tweezers and a toothpick (and at the moment, a fair amount of sand in the wrong places). It is a rather slim and handy thing to have on a keyring, although I wish it had some extra stuff like a bottle opener and a saw.

But, this:


This is just wrong, in so many ways.

And it's £500 as well, even if it's got everything you could wish for on it.

Including:

• Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
• Shortix laboratory key
• Special self-centering screwdriver for gunsights
• Tire tread gauge
• Golf divot repair tool
• Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges

And so much more...